What does Oppo want to know about the 2015 Cadillac Escalade?

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
07/25/2014 at 12:33 • Filed to: None

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I'm headed down w/ my dad to take a second look today. Anybody have any specific questions?

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DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/25/2014 at 12:34

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how much dead space is there between the grill and the rad, im betting lots.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/25/2014 at 12:34

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If you play around with CUE I would like to hear your opinion on it.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/25/2014 at 12:35

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Is it really 3x more expensive than it should be?

Also, can you order it in white with gold trim and spinnaz?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/25/2014 at 12:36

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Reason why it's better than a Yukon Denali?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/25/2014 at 12:37

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Ask the salesman how many dead hookers it can store.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > GhostZ
07/25/2014 at 12:38

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The price is a big point of contention for me. I could see my dad, maybe, buying a $65k Navigator. I cannot see him likely buying an $80k Cadillac. Partly because that's shitload of money, and partly because I'm just not sure if it's worth it. Will let you know.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman
07/25/2014 at 12:39

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That I will be able to report on, since we will drive both.


Kinja'd!!! area man > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/25/2014 at 12:40

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Will it drift?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Nibby
07/25/2014 at 12:42

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I give you my solemn promise; knowing my dad, he will be more than happy to ask. I am merely a silent observer.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > area man
07/25/2014 at 12:42

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No.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/25/2014 at 12:44

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It doesn't help that these depreciate like a rock.

For $65k you could have a Classic V8 Mustang ($12000), a luxurious Jaguar to commute in ($15000), a reliable truck ($20,000) an awesome classic sports car ($20000). That's a 4-car garage.

AND you'd probably save money on depreciation.

I seriously see no reason to ever spend that much money on an SUV. The new car market is getting silly.


Kinja'd!!! BrownMiataDieselWagon > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/25/2014 at 12:44

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1. Will it knee?

2. Is it really that much better than the Chevy Tahoe that it costs twice as much?


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Nibby
07/25/2014 at 12:45

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11 I have no idea.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/25/2014 at 12:46

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How is babby formed in the 2015 Escalade?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/25/2014 at 12:46

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Won't be able to tell on the Tahoe, but hopefully we will find out if it's worth the premium over a Yukon Denali.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/25/2014 at 12:48

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The back two rows fold down with power, and while it is a high lift, it is completely flat. So quite easily would be my guess.


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/25/2014 at 12:50

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Will there be a hybrid version coming soon?


Kinja'd!!! The Checkered Flag > HammerheadFistpunch
07/25/2014 at 12:59

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Enough to store 2 suitcases.


Kinja'd!!! The Checkered Flag > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/25/2014 at 13:00

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1. Tebow?

2. The chrome is polished with the tears of laughter from the salesmen that sell it to you.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/25/2014 at 13:18

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can It be turned into this?:


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/25/2014 at 13:36

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! DanZman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/25/2014 at 22:52

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that is so completely terrible that I actually kinda like it


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/29/2014 at 15:17

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how is this thing still in production?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > bob and john
07/29/2014 at 15:30

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They made it worth owning.